Frequently Asked Questions

What is BrainWave?

BrainWave is a revolutionary brain-boosting service that will make you 100% more productive, intelligent, and attractive. It's like a brain in a bottle, but not really.

How do I use BrainWave?

  1. Step 1: Plug in your brain.
  2. Step 2: Press the buttons.
  3. Step 3: Profit (optional but encouraged).

Is it safe?

Side effects may include: excessive happiness, spontaneous creativity, and a strong urge to solve world problems. Not responsible for any damage caused by excessive use of BrainWave.

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