Boost Your Brain with these Tips!

Get ready to have your mind blown with these expert tips:

Tip 1: Learn to Love the Scent of Burnt Coffee

It's not just about the caffeine, folks. It's about embracing the aroma that says, "I'm a functioning member of society, but also slightly unhinged."

Tip 2: Practice Your "I'm a Wizard" Face

Makes you look good in the mirror, and who needs actual magic when you can just look like you're casting spells with your eyes closed?

Tip 3: Read a 500-Page Novel in One Sitting

No, we don't mean it's going to make you smarter, but it will definitely make you feel like it does, and you can use that as a defense when your significant other asks you to do chores.

Stay sharp, folks!

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