Tip 2: Don't Think About It

Don't think about it. That's right. Just don't. You'll only end up thinking about it more, and before you know it, you'll be trapped in an infinite loop of overthinking and mental exhaustion.

Trust us, we've tried it. It's not worth it.

Side Effects:

• Temporary loss of cognitive function.
• Permanent loss of productivity.
• Increased risk of spontaneous flatulence.

But hey, at least you'll have a good excuse for not getting anything done.

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For those who insist on thinking about it, try our subtip 1: Think Around It for more tips on how to avoid thinking about it.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try subtip 3: Doublethink for an even more complicated approach to not thinking about it.