Step 1 - Cognitive Calibration

Preparation is Key

Before we can begin the actual brain-boosting process, you must first calibrate your cognitive faculties. This involves setting your brain to the optimal settings for maximum productivity and focus.

Instructions:

1. Adjust your font size to 12.5pt for optimal reading comfort.
2. Set your color palette to Neo-Brutalist for maximum visual stimulation.
3. Calibrate your coffee machine to dispense exactly 3.7 cups of coffee per hour.

Continue to Step 2 - Neuroplasticity