Brain Bites: The Substantial Supplement to Sublime Thinking

Here's what we're made of:

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• Cerebral Cakes

Our Brain Bites are carefully crafted to fuel your cognitive function, so you can think more clearly, remember more accurately, and make wiser decisions.

Side effects may include:

• Increased productivity
• Improved focus
• Momentary loss of dignity

Don't just think, think better. Order Brain Bites today.

Or don't. We won't judge.

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• Mental Maintenance
• Brain Sandwiches
• Cerebro Fries