Study Harder, Humans!

At BrainBoosters Inc., we've cracked the code to unlock your cerebral potential.

Cram for knowledge with our patented, utterly-not-at-all-validated BrainStudy Methodology.

Our 5-step process:

1. Step 1: Confuse yourself with our specially crafted, pseudo-intellectual jargon.
2. Step 2: Waste 3 hours on Wikipedia while pretending to research.
3. Step 3: Take a 10-minute power nap to recharge your cognitive batteries.
4. Step 4: Re-read last week's notes, wondering where you put that other thing.
5. Step 5: Declare, "I've got this! I'm a genius, I tell ya."

And don't forget to pair it with our signature BrainFuel: a can of Red Bull, straight from the can.

Side effects may include:

• Increased confidence, temporarily.
• Mildly enhanced memory recall, until you forget what you learned.
• Unrelenting anxiety, forever.

Don't believe us? Try it yourself! Start with Step 1: Confusion.

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