Brain Surgery
Welcome to Brain Surgery, where our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated neurosurgeons will drill, slice, and dice your brain for maximum cognitive enhancement!
- Get a new brain, same price as the one you have now!
- Add a dash of artificial intelligence, because who needs free will, anyway?
- Spin your brain like a rotisserie chicken for ultimate mental clarity!
Don't forget to ask about our limited-time offers, including our "Free Upgrade to a functioning cerebral cortex" promotion!