Brain Surgery

Welcome to Brain Surgery, where our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated neurosurgeons will drill, slice, and dice your brain for maximum cognitive enhancement!

• Get a new brain, same price as the one you have now!
• Add a dash of artificial intelligence, because who needs free will, anyway?
• Spin your brain like a rotisserie chicken for ultimate mental clarity!

Don't forget to ask about our limited-time offers, including our "Free Upgrade to a functioning cerebral cortex" promotion!