Welcome to Brain Wave Injection Services!

Get ready to have your brain boosted with our patented, totally-not-made-up Brain Wave Injection technology!

Injecting your brain with the latest, most advanced brain waves available, we'll have you feeling like a genius in no time!

Our expert team of highly trained, totally-not-certified professionals will administer the perfect amount of brain waves to match your individual needs.

You'll be able to:

• Remember where you put that thing!
• Do math problems faster than a calculator!
• Remember your entire childhood!
• And possibly even grow an extra pair of arms, but no promises!

Side effects may include:

• Uncontrollable laughter
• Spontaneous singing
• Temporary loss of sanity
• Permanent loss of free will

Don't wait any longer, check out our price list and get ready to inject your brain with some serious awesomeness!