Techniques
At Brainwave Consulting, we specialize in getting your brain out of its own way. Below, you'll find our tried-and-true methods for rewiring your brain into a functional, albeit still slightly messy, state.
- Technique 1: The Ancient Art of Procrastination - A time-tested method for achieving optimal mental paralysis.
- Technique 2: The Science of Doing Nothing - Because sometimes, the best thing to do is nothing.
- Technique 3: The Art of Confusion - A delicate balance of contradictory ideas, guaranteed to leave you questioning your own sanity.
Don't see your brain's problems as a puzzle, see them as a Brain Fodder waiting to be solved.