Are you tired of thinking? Do you find yourself lost in a sea of thoughts? Do you just need someone to tell you what to think? Then you're in luck! Our BrainWave Therapy is here to help.
We'll hook you up with a direct neural interface, bypassing your pesky brain's natural filtering process, and inject you with a steady stream of focus-enhancing thoughts.
Side effects may include: increased productivity, decreased existential dread, and a general sense of purpose. But don't worry, we have a team of highly trained professionals who'll be on hand to manage any unexpected bouts of sudden, unexplained insight.
Want to try it out for yourself? Click the big red button below to schedule your appointment.