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Welcome, gladiator of mental agility, to Module 2 of our Cognitive Training program!
This is where the real fun begins. In this module, you'll learn to focus on the important things in life, like your breath, your pet rock, or your cat's cute face.
Here's what you'll be doing:
Don't worry, we won't make you do any actual work. Unless you want to, in which case, Module 3: The Agony of Abstraction awaits.