Brain Boosting Services - We're Not Kidding (Maybe)

We're not actually boosting your brain, but we'll pretend to. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated monkeys will attempt to stimulate your cerebral cortex with the most rigorous and scientific methods available. Results may vary. Or not.

Our services include:

• Cerebral Massage Therapy
• Electroencephalography (EEG) Waveform Analysis
• Neuroplasticity Exercises (NEs) - because who needs actual exercise when you can just stare at a wall?

But wait, there's more! Try our:

• Brain-Computer Interface (BCI) Training - because who needs actual human interaction?
• Neurofeedback Loops

Don't believe the hype? Visit our:

• Dont-Believe-The-Hype page for more reasons why we're not actually boosting your brain.