Brain Trust: Mind-Reading Missions
We offer a variety of mind-reading services for the discerning client. Our team of highly trained (and slightly unhinged) professionals will read your thoughts, interpret your deepest desires, and provide you with actionable insights that will change your life.
Choose from our menu of options:
- Telepathic Coaching - Let our experts tune in and tune up your mental frequency for optimal performance.
- Brain Wave Reading - We'll read your brain waves like a psychic, no actual psychic required.
- Mental Mapping - Our experts will map your thoughts, desires, and fears, and provide you with a custom-made map of your inner landscape.
- Psi Testing - We'll administer a series of rigorous tests to determine your psi potential, because you want to know if you're a true psychic.
- Neuro-Linguistic Programming - Let us reprogram your thoughts and behaviors for maximum success, or minimum sanity.