Cerebral Surgery

Our Services

At Cerebral Surgery, we specialize in re-routing your brain's neural pathways to make you more interesting.

Our team of expert neurosurgeons will drill, slice, and dice your brain to:

• Re-wire your impulse control for better decision-making
• Re-route your focus for improved attention spans
• Install new neural implants for enhanced creativity

Don't just live in the grey. Let us cut through the mediocrity.

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Success Stories

Meet Jane, who after our services, now has a 4-second attention span.

Meet Bob, who can recite the entirety of 'War & Peace' from memory after our neural implants.

Meet Alice, who can now solve a Rubik's Cube in under 3 minutes.

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FAQs

Q: Is it painful?

A: Only slightly.

Q: Will I still be able to eat cheese?

A: Eventually.

Q: Will I still be able to watch Netflix in my PJs?

A: Sadly, no.

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