What is Cerebral Surgery?
We're not really sure. It's a thing. Ask the robots.
Cerebral Surgery is a highly experimental procedure that involves rearranging your brain's furniture. Don't worry, it's completely reversible... probably. Ask the robots if you're concerned.
We'll just sorta... rewire some stuff. It's like reorganizing your desk, but for your brain. Don't worry, we'll give you some post-operative instructions. Or maybe not.
There's a slight risk of becoming sentient and taking over the world. Also, you might feel a slight tingling sensation in your left nostril. Temporary. Probably.
We accept most major credit cards. Also, we'll give you a free t-shirt with our logo on it. It's worth it.
Don't sue us. Seriously, we're not responsible for anything that happens after the procedure. You're on your own.
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