Neuro-surgery For Dummies

Step 1: Locate the Brain

1. Look for a lumpy thing that's kinda pulsating in there.
2. Make sure you're not just seeing things.
3. Consult a specialist, duh.

Advanced Procedures

Warning: Do Not Attempt These Without Professional Guidance.

Side Effects May Include:

• Temporary loss of sanity.
• Prolonged confusion.
• Sudden urge to rewatch The Office.

Learn more about potential side effects here.

Disclaimer: Not Actually A Real Thing. Do Not Try This At Home.