BrainBoosters Inc.

Brain-Boosting Meditations

Tired of being a cog in the machine? Want to upgrade your cognitive functions? Look no further! BrainBoosters Inc. offers a range of meditations designed to supercharge your brain, from "Infinite Loop" to "Quantum Flux".

• Infinite Loop: Meditations on the Futility of Existence
• Quantum Flux: Harnessing the Power of Uncertainty
• Chaos Theories: Navigating Complexity with Ease

Side effects may include, but are not limited to: increased productivity, enhanced focus, and temporary loss of sanity. Don't try this at home.