Cognitive Retraining Programs

Warning: The following programs may cause excessive learning, improved focus, and spontaneous bursts of productivity. Prolonged use may lead to permanent changes in brain structure.

Brain Hacking Workshops - Intensive, 48-hour sessions where you'll learn to rewire your brain for maximum efficiency.

Mental Mastery Meditation - Guided sessions where you'll achieve a state of inner peace, or at least, a slight reduction in anxiety.

Neural Network Nirvana - A journey into the depths of your own brain, where you'll discover new paths, new connections, and new excuses for procrastination.