NEURO-VORTEX THERAPY

Welcome to the most intense brain-stretching experience in the multiverse!

Our patented Neuro-Vortex Therapy will blast your brain with:

• Fractals of pure chaos!
• Mathematical proofs of existential dread!
• Philosophical paradoxes of infinite complexity!

Don't worry, our team of highly trained Neuro-Vortex Therapists are here to guide you through the experience. Just click on the options below to start your journey:

• Chaos Fractals
• Existential Dread Proofs
• Quantum Entanglement Puzzles

Disclaimer: Side effects may include:

• Temporary loss of sanity!
• Permanent loss of hair!
• Uncontrollable urge to recite the entirety of "The Complete Work of Erasure"!