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Dr. Brainiac, MD (Not Really), presents:
This is the most important lesson you'll ever learn in neurosurgery: Don't cut yourself open, it's just not worth it
Trust us, it's just a thing.
Spongy thingy, spongy thingy, it's all spongy and stuff.
But seriously, this chapter is about the importance of not getting too spongy in neurosurgery.
Read on for more on spongy thingy-nessWhen in doubt, just tell them you're not a doctor.
This is a foolproof strategy, trust us, it's a real thing.
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