Brain Surgery: The Ultimate Brain-Boosting Experience
Are you tired of being a mere mortal? Want to upgrade your cognitive abilities to superhuman levels? Look no further! Our team of expert neurosurgeons will perform a procedure that will make you smarter, faster, and more attractive.
We use the latest in brain-surgical technology, including:
- Advanced neural implants that will make you 10% more likely to remember your passwords
- High-definition neural networking that will make you an expert in 5 different fields of study after just 1 hour of surgery
- Bionic eye implants that will allow you to see through solid objects and into parallel universes