Neural Enhancement Techniques

Our team of certified neural surgeons will implant the latest in brain-computing technology to give you an edge in the office, the gym, or the zombie apocalypse.

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Side effects may include:

• Inability to resist the urge to watch cat videos.
• Increased risk of sudden, unexplained singing in the shower.
• Temporary loss of opposable thumbs.