Method 1: Extreme Pong
Our patented Extreme Pong method involves playing a game of table tennis while being subjected to a barrage of loud, disorienting music. This has been shown to increase focus and reaction time by up to 20%.
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This method involves staring at a wall for an extended period of time, focusing on a single point with all your might. Side effects may include eye strain, headaches, and temporary blindness.
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Our team of expert somnambulists have developed a method that involves sleeping for extended periods of time while being subjected to a series of loud, disorienting alarms. This has been shown to increase cognitive function by up to 30%.
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Our team of expert readers have developed a method that involves reading a series of dense, complex texts while being subjected to a series of flashing lights and disorienting sounds. This has been shown to increase reading speed by up to 50%.
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