Meet the most renowned Psychic Magician in the land of Neo-Brutalism! With powers of telepathy, clairvoyance, and mind-reading, I've got the skills to uncover your deepest secrets... or so I claim.
Background: Born and raised in the depths of a dingy alleyway, I discovered my psychic abilities at the tender age of 5, while practicing my best "I'm watching you!" stare at a passing pigeon.
Hypothetical Stats:
| Magical Powers: | Years of Experience: |
|---|---|
| Telepathy | 20 |
| Clairvoyance | 15 |
| Mind Reading | 5 |
Services Offered:
• Psychic Workshops: "Learn to Read My Mind in 10 Minutes!"
Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. May or may not be able to actually read your mind. Probably won't be able to read your mind. Maybe just making it up.