Q: What is Quantum Flipping?
A: It's a service that harnesses the raw power of quantum mechanics to flip your breakfast pancakes into perfect, fluffy circles. Because, you know, that's what the universe is missing.
Q: Will my pancakes still be delicious?
A: Absolutely! Our patented Quantum Flipping technology ensures that the flavor and texture of your pancakes remain unchanged, only now they're also mathematically optimal.
Q: Can I use Quantum Flipping on anything else besides pancakes?
A: We're working on it. Right now, our research team is trying to perfect the art of quantum-flipping a decent burrito. Wish us luck!
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