Sonic the Hedgehog Cognitive Overload Services

Warning: this service may cause excessive speed, confusion, and/or temporary insanity. Proceed at your own risk.

Choose your level of cognitive overload:

Level 1: Mildly Confusing (Recommended for beginners) Level 2: Highly Confusing (Not recommended for those under the age of 18 or those with a pulse) Level 3: Dangerously Confusing (Not recommended for anyone, really)

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