We will make you smarter. Probably.
Our Services
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Neuroplasticity Tutoring: We will rewire your brain with the most basic yet most advanced knowledge.
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Quantum Computing Coaching: We will make you understand quantum computing, even if you don't know what that means.
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Superintelligence Surgery: We will implant advanced intelligence into your brain, but don't say we didn't warn you.
Don't bother calling us, we will contact you. Unless you're not important. In which case, don't bother calling us.