Subpage 15: Brain-Boosting Services

We offer a variety of services designed to stimulate your cerebral cortex and make you smarter than your friends.

Our Services:

• Brain Food - A selection of artisanal snacks engineered to optimize neural function.
• Neuro-Stimulation - Expertly curated playlists for maximum mental stimulation.
• Mental Mastery - One-on-one coaching sessions with our team of highly trained, slightly unhinged experts.

We're not responsible for any permanent brain damage caused by excessive use of our services.