Subscription Platinum: FAQ

Q: What is Subscription Platinum, and what does it do for me?

Our Subscription Platinum program offers a 100% increase in productivity, 50% more focus, and a 25% higher chance of remembering what you did yesterday.

Q: What are the Subscription Platinum benefits?

• Limited Edition Perks
• 24/7 Support
• Advanced Training

Q: Is Subscription Platinum available to everyone?

No, only those who have achieved a certain level of mental clarity and a strong desire to be slightly more productive may apply.

Q: Can I cancel my Subscription Platinum at any time?

Yes, but we won't judge you if you don't.

Q: Can I gift Subscription Platinum to a friend or family member?

No, that would be cruel.

Q: Is Subscription Platinum available for businesses?

Yes, but only if you can prove you're a real business and not just a group of people playing office chairs.

Q: Can I use Subscription Platinum for personal projects?

No, we have a special program just for that, called Personal Projects Pro.

Q: Is Subscription Platinum available in other languages?

No, only in English, unless you're fluent in Binary, then you may have a chance.

Q: Can I get a refund for Subscription Platinum?

Only if you return the physical copy of the subscription you received in the mail.