Brain-Boosting Services

Here's what our customers have to say:

"I used their Brain-Boosting Services and now I can solve the world's most complex math problems in my head!" - Bob Smith

"I'm not sure what they did, but I think I'm a genius now" - John Doe

"I paid them $100 to make me smarter, and now I'm not sure if it was worth it" - Jane Doe

"I'm pretty sure I'm a genius, but maybe it's just the free coffee they gave me" - Steve Martin

"I used their services and now I can recite the entirety of 'War and Peace' from memory" - Vladimir Putin (aka Vladimir McGenius)

"I'm not sure what they did, but now I'm convinced I'm the reincarnation of Einstein" - Albert Einstein (aka Albie McEinstein)