Brain Hacks for Beginners

Welcome, noobs! Are you tired of being a human-shaped brick wall? Do you want to unlock the secrets of the universe? Look no further!

1. Focus on One Thing at a Time

2. Use the 2-Minute Rule

3. Practice the 5-Minute Rule

4. Learn to Love the Pomodoro

5. Use the 10-Minute Rule (Optional)

And for the Love of All Things Good and Holy, Don't Use a Browser Tab with too Many Tabs!

Or your brain will turn to mush.

Also, Don't Eat Cereal for Breakfast. Or Lunch. Or Dinner.

It's just a hack for the masses, not the individual.