Warning: Proceed with Caution
Are you sure you're ready for the Triple Down Caffeine? This is not a drill. You will be bombarded with a triple shot of espresso, triple the usual amount of brain fog, and triple the risk of spontaneous combustion. Proceed at your own risk.
But hey, if you're feeling bold, we've got the gear to help you survive the ride. Click on the button below to get started.
Side Effects
- Excessive sweating
- Uncontrollable twitching
- Spontaneous combustion risk
- Temporary loss of motor skills
Disclaimer
We're not responsible for any damage caused by excessive caffeine consumption. You have been warned.