Withdrawal Symptoms

You've hit rock bottom, friend!

It's been 72 hours since you last had a Caffeine Fix. Your brain is on fire, and so are you.

Caffeine withdrawal symptoms include:

• Extreme lethargy (aka, you're too tired to even pretend to be awake)
• Severe anxiety (you're starting to think that aliens are watching you)
• Dizziness and disorientation (you've been walking around for hours, but you still haven't found the kitchen)
• Nervousness and irritability (you're starting to think that your cat is plotting against you)
• Headaches and muscle pain (you've been banging your head against the wall, but it's not working)
• Mood swings (you're oscillating between rage and despair)

Don't worry, friend! We have just the thing to get you out of this mess:

Revival Mode will have you back on your feet in no time! (Or maybe not. We make no promises.)

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Double-Down Mode will have you questioning your life choices.