NOTIFICATION OVERLOAD!

WARNING: You are currently experiencing a critical case of Notification Overload Syndrome (NOS). This is not a drill.

Notifications are currently at_goals:

  1. Level: Critical
  2. Severity: EXTREME
  3. Status: OVERLOADING
  4. Probability of Collapse: 100%

For more information on the effects of NOS, visit our Symptoms Page

Or, to learn how to prevent NOS, check out our Prevention Tips

Or, if you are experiencing a severe case of NOS, please consult our Medical Emergency Services