Your brain's future is being simulated at an unprecedented rate of 9999.99% accuracy. Please stand by for further instructions.
Simulation settings:
Current Brain State: 99.99% efficiency, 0.01% downtime.
Please do not attempt to intervene or power down. The simulation will reboot automatically in 5 minutes.
This message will self-destruct in 3 ... 2 ... 1.
Simulation Log: [Simulation ID: SIM-1234]