NOTIFICATION: SIMULATION SEVERITY LEVEL: CRITICAL

Your brain's future is being simulated at an unprecedented rate of 9999.99% accuracy. Please stand by for further instructions.

Simulation settings:

Current Brain State: 99.99% efficiency, 0.01% downtime.

Please do not attempt to intervene or power down. The simulation will reboot automatically in 5 minutes.

This message will self-destruct in 3 ... 2 ... 1.

Simulation Log: [Simulation ID: SIM-1234]