Advanced Staring Techniques

Staring is the new reading. Don't believe us? Here are a few techniques to change your mind:

1. Stare at a wall for hours. It's a classic.

2. Watch paint dry. It's mesmerizing, we swear.

3. Try staring at a single pixel on a screen. It's like meditation, but not really.

Want more tips? Check out:

The Ultimate Staring Sprint

Staring at the Moon

Staring into the Abyss

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Staring into the Abyss of Despair

Staring into the Abyss of Utter Futility

Staring into the Abyss of Mortal Fear