Physical Exercise Brain Boosting Techniques: The Most Challenging Workout Ever

Theoretical Physics of Exercise

In a world where the laws of physics no longer apply, we must adapt.

Our patented Quantum Leap Day technique involves harnessing the power of infinite jump squats to create a rift in the space-time continuum, allowing you to simultaneously exercise your legs and brain.

Warning: Side effects may include:

• Uncontrollable urge to do 50 backflips in a row
• Temporary loss of motor control, resulting in involuntary disco dancing
• Mild to severe existential dread

Calculus of Calisthenics