Welcome to Brain Burgers, where the latest in neural networking technology meets the comfort food of your dreams!
Our patties are made with the finest cognitive matter, sourced locally from the best brain farms in the region. We cook them to a perfect crisp, with a side of synapse sauce that'll make your taste buds do the cognitive dance.
Try our special of the month, the Beta Burger, featuring a patty made from the most cutting-edge neural networks and a dash of uncertainty.
Don't have a brain, no worries! Our Non-Neural Burger is made with the best plant-based ingredients and a dash of imagination.
Want to make your own brain burgers at home?
Or, you know, just stick with our expertly crafted, AI-powered Brain Burgers. We've got the algorithms, the science, and the taste buds to back it up!