Recipe 2: Brain Cake 2.0

Warning: This is not for the faint of heart. Or the faint of stomach.

Ingredients:

• 1 lb of freshly shredded Brain Matter
• 2 cups of Sparkling Neurotransmitters
• 3 tablespoons of Essence of Fear
• 1 teaspoon of Essence of Dilemma
• 1/4 cup of Whipped Cerebral Cortex

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a large bowl.
2. Pour into a cake mold.
3. Place in the oven at exactly 427 degrees Celsius.
4. Bake for precisely 42 minutes and 14 seconds.

Tips:

Cooking time may vary depending on your level of cognitive function.

Side effects may include but are not limited to:

• Temporary loss of sanity
• Increased risk of existential dread
• Uncontrollable urges to read philosophy texts