Warning: Brain Compatibilization may cause temporary loss of sanity, increased existential dread, and spontaneous combustion (results not guaranteed). Please consult a medical professional if symptoms persist.
We specialize in making your brain compatible with any fictional reality you desire, from parallel universes to alternate timelines. Our experts will compatibilize your mind with:
- Quantum Concussions: Disrupting parallel universes with style and precision.
- Cerebral Transplants: Replacing your brain with a more interesting one.
- Temporal Resonance Tuning: Adjusting your brain's frequency to match any historical event.