Welcome, human. This is your brain. It's been reset. Again.
We've rebooted your cognitive functions, reinitialized your emotional responses, and reprogrammed your memories. You're good as new!
Or, at the very least, we've made you forget that you're terrible at video games.
Side effects of the reset may include, but are not limited to:
Disclaimer: Our neural resets are not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by excessive use of the internet.
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