The Official Guide to Being Brain-Dead
Symptoms:
- Forgetting what day it is and why you are here
- Falling asleep in weird places
- Spilling coffee on your shirt while trying to stay awake
- Thinking the cat is a human and giving it your credit card information
Cures:
- Drink more coffee (just kidding)
- Watch a cat video marathon (seriously though)
- Take a 3-hour nap in the middle of work
- Call your mother and ask for advice
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