The Official Guide to Being Brain-Dead

Symptoms:

• Forgetting what day it is and why you are here
• Falling asleep in weird places
• Spilling coffee on your shirt while trying to stay awake
• Thinking the cat is a human and giving it your credit card information

Cures:

• Drink more coffee (just kidding)
• Watch a cat video marathon (seriously though)
• Take a 3-hour nap in the middle of work
• Call your mother and ask for advice