Recipes for the Utterly Brain-Dead

A Collection of Culinary Abominations

By Zara B. McBraindead

Cereal Killer Oatmeal

1 cup cooked oatmeal, 1 cup ketchup, 1/4 cup mayonnaise, 1 tsp dried thyme, 1/4 cup pickle juice, 1/4 cup chopped up bacon. Mix, serve, regret.

Side effects may include: loss of taste, spontaneous combustion, or temporary paralysis of the left arm.

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