Brain Farting Techniques

Learn to unleash your inner gas-gas-gasbag with these scientifically-
proven methods!

• Fart in a Circle
• The Sphincter Squat
• The Silent-but-Deadly Sneeze
• The Fart-Jitsu: A Martial Art of Gas and Air

Warning: Brain Farting may cause: Flatulence, Discomfort, Uncontrollable laughter