Introduction
In this groundbreaking study, we explored the effects of excessive caffeine consumption on the human brain. We discovered that it makes people talk to inanimate objects.
Our team of highly trained researchers (Dr. Bob Fertilizer and Dr. Emily Brainwave) spent 5 months, 4 weeks, and 3 days conducting research in a highly controlled environment (our local coffee shop).
Our study involved administering large amounts of caffeine to participants and then observing their behavior. The results were... enlightening.
We are currently seeking funding to continue our research and explore the effects of excessive pineapple consumption on the human liver.