Dear Brain Fertilization Enthusiasts,
We've received your letter and we're not impressed. Our team of highly trained (or not-so-trained) experts has been working tirelessly to come up with a response that's not completely underwhelming.
As you've probably gathered, we're not quite sure what to make of your brain-fertilizing endeavors. It sounds like a real thing, but we're not exactly experts in the field. That being said, we'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you're not just trying to fertilize your brain with actual fertilizer (which, let's be real, would be a bad idea).
Here's what we've come up with: Appendix 1: A List of Randomly Selected Slang Words, Appendix 2: A Flowchart for Fertilizing Your Brain (Not Actually), and Appendix 3: Our Team's Secret Brain Fertilization Recipe (just kidding, there is no recipe).
We hope you find these appendices mildly entertaining. If not, we'll just have to assume you're not actually interested in brain fertilization and move on.