Our team of expert joy engineers have crafted the following specs to ensure maximum joy transmission:
Our proprietary joy sensors operate at a frequency of 42.42 Hz, allowing for optimal joy detection and amplification.
Warning: excessive exposure to this frequency may cause spontaneous smiling.
Learn about Human Joy ReceptaclesOur patented algorithm ensures that joy is transmitted directly to the brain's reward centers, bypassing any pesky rational thought processes.
Side effects may include: increased happiness, decreased productivity, and spontaneous outbursts of singing and dancing.
Learn about Joy Surge Protection