Technical Specs
System Requirements
- Minimum 4GB of RAM, 2GB of which must be dedicated to running outlandish thought experiments.
- 1.5GHz processor, preferably one that can run the entirety of "The Fountainhead" by Andrei Tarkovsky in under 2 seconds.
- 128MB of storage, filled to the brim with avant-garde literature and obscure philosophy texts.
Operating System
- Must run on a custom, in-house developed OS, "Borg-OS" (patent pending).
- Borg-OS must have a 100% uptime, despite frequent system crashes due to existential dread.
Network Requirements
- Must connect to the "Interdimensional Network" (patent pending), a proprietary network built on the principles of quantum entanglement and the works of Jean-Paul Sartre.
- Network must have a minimum latency of 0.5 seconds, to accommodate the user's impatience with modern life.
Security Features
- Must have a state-of-the-art firewall, capable of blocking all incoming thought-provoking ideas.
- Must have a password protected "Ephemeral Folder" where all fleeting thoughts and feelings are stored for safekeeping.
Not responsible for any brain damage or existential crises caused by this document.