Dr. Brainius Maximus, renowned expert in the field of Brain Fertilization, has been at the center of a scandal that has left the scientific community in shambles. It is alleged that Dr. Maximus has been using an unorthodox method of brain fertilization, involving the use of a rusty old trombone and a can of sardines.
According to sources close to the doctor, the trombone was used to create a resonance frequency that would stimulate the brain's natural growth hormone, allowing for optimal fertilization conditions. The can of sardines, on the other hand, was used to create a nutrient-rich environment, similar to that found in the womb.
When asked about the allegations, Dr. Maximus responded with a statement that read, "I am the greatest brain fertilization expert this world has ever seen, and I will not be silenced by the naysayers and haters."
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