Installation Guide

Operating the Brain Fertilizer 3000

Step 1: Plug in the Brain Fertilizer 3000 into a nearby socket, making sure to wear protective gear, including but not limited to: a hazmat suit, oxygen supply, and a fireproof helmet.

Step 2: Press the power button until it stops, or until you feel your brain has achieved optimal levels of fertilization.

Troubleshooting: Overheating Issues

Side effects of using the Brain Fertilizer 3000 may include: spontaneous creativity, increased productivity, and an overwhelming sense of dread.

Do not use the Brain Fertilizer 3000 near open flames or while operating heavy machinery, unless you are a licensed professional.